list of people i like:
- dogs
- one direction: *inactive*
- me: lol what's a 1d
- one direction: *wins award*
- me: one band one dream one direction, fun fact niall is irish
do y'all remember when 1d lied to us?
….yeah i’m gonna need you to be more specific
I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I’m such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can’t delete that.
Anonymous asked:
Why do you want to be a comedian?
bewbin answered:
the free stool with a glass of water on it
- Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?
- Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore
- Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
zodiaccity